Monday, September 7, 2009

Oh! She's Just Great :)

Advantages of dating Christina::

bulletLong life span (12-20 years)
bulletClean and odor-free
bulletNon-allergenic in most cases
bulletNo fleas
bulletVery little shedding
bulletQuickly trained: litterbox, tricks, harness, etc.
bulletNo barking
bulletNon-destructive, unlike a puppy
bulletLow maintenance: annual vet visit, low feed consumption
bulletCommunicative, affectionate, and intelligent

Disadvantages of dating Christina:

bulletYou may not be zoned to own Christina.
bulletYou may not have a vet available who knows how to treat Christina.
bulletChristina can become spoiled and manipulative.
bulletChristina requires a commitment of time and energy from her owner.

2 comments:

toridickson said...

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Harpski said...

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