Tuesday, November 16, 2010

R.I.P. Snickers Bars

I'm trying really hard to quit Snickers bars. It's really hard for me. I love Snickers Bars. I don't care that they'll make me fat, but I do care that they could probably give me type II diabetes and I'll have to wear those funny compression socks, or lose my foot. I want neither of those things.
I've tried to quit Dr. Pepper probably over 100 times. I gave up on that a long time ago. Since I know I'll never be able to quit drinking soda pop I have to eliminate other sources of sugar in my life. With that being said, So long Snickers bars. It was a good run. We had a lot of laughs and good times. We practically saw almost all of America. You kept me awake(thank you Snickers Charged, the Red Bull of candy bars). You kept me company in Portugal. You were there when I needed you and that's why I love you.

R.I.P Snickers Bars
Born: August 1988(approximatively)
Died: Tuesday, November 16, 2010

5 comments:

Myke said...

This is really sad, Zach. Snickers was my totem when I was in China. You're a stronger man than I.

cmonayyy said...

diabetes socks are probably expensive and we really can't afford that right now.

Nate said...

You may give up Snickers, but there is always kitkat!

http://i.imgur.com/ZiYJR.jpg

Bryce and Nadia said...

zach I would chew up snickers for you and suck out all the sugar and then put the chewed up snickers back in your mouth from my mouth just so that you never have to feel pain again

jgibson said...

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